Use the Hundredth Monkey Phenomena in reverse. List all your negative Memes, negative characteristics. Then this Service automatically dilutes them 100x. So if you are stupid, lazy, fat... this Bone Generator® dumps all those Memes, characteristics on the human race leaving you with only 1% of these Memes, traits, using the Hundredth Monkey Phenomena in reverse. It then retro-actively takes you back before these memes, traits, to your Angel Body which was trapped in flesh by Yaltabaoth, Yaldabaoth (see Gnostic texts) to eliminate all the traits, Memes you don't like. To use simply list them on a piece of paper, on computer, then burn paper, or delete from screen of computer - all the rest is automatic!

100:1 Monkeys Bone Generator®: $600 with Certificate